Fun Times with Chin

Chin: Would you say that you're acting how you do normally?

Me: Yeah. Why?

Chin: Because you're nicer than I expected for someone with your personality.

Chin: If I had a figurine of my balls, you can have them, because you've taken my masculinity.

Me: Do you have chavs in Australia?

Chin: Chavs? Is that a brand?

Woman 1: So which part of Australia are you from?

Me: I'm not from Australia.

Woman 2: I thought you had a slight accent too. Its nice.

Me: Really..? *Evil eyes at Chin*

Woman 1: I think your husband's waiting for you downstairs.

Man: Is your mrs with you?

Chin: Eeerr.. yeah she's there.

Chin: Stop calling me cute. I'm masculine. I have tattoos. That should get me brownie points.

Chin: I'm really tired.

Me: Go to sleep. I'll look after your body.

Chin: What..? Do you mean bags?

Me: Yeah, I meant bags.

Chin: Are you coming onto me?

Chin: Why do I act like a 6 year old around you? You bring out the worst in me!

Me: Do you look like your dog?

Chin: Do you think before you speak?

Me: Why is accommodation so expensive in Amsterdam?

Chin: Because the cleaning bills are high.

Chin: Ew. Ipad. Sounds like a female toiletry.

Me: So what you up to today?

Chin: I'm going to sew badges onto my bag.

Me: Awww.. thats so.. manly.

Chin: *poke*

Me: Arghh.. That went really deep!

~Talking about phones~

Me: Do you have two holes?

Chin: No.. I have one..

Me: Can I call you Fin?

Chin: Can I call you Daniel?

Me: Daniel's a boys' name

Chin: So is Fin

Woman: So what have you done in Amsterdam so far?

Chin: Not much really, because we've been leaving the hotel around 3 or 4 everyday

Woman: Oh. Sounds like you're having a great time

Taxi man: Are you on your honeymoon?

Chin: No, but I actually just proposed to her yesterday

Taxi man: Oh. I can see it in the body language. You make a good couple.

Chin: What's your name in Mandarin?

Me: Lin Bay Eer

Chin: Bay Eer? Sounds like beer. I'd like some bay eeer~

Me: I'll introduce you to Peggy. She lives in my left elbow.

Chin: Meet Fabiooo.

There's so many more, but that's all I remember at the moment. Chin is such a joker and so much fun~!